I distinctly remember Father Harrington asking an entire class of young boys what they thought heaven was like. Bunch of little ass-kissers in the class came up with all sorts of views taken directly from the liturgy, but there's no way I was lying to Father H. 'It's like living in a hot woman's brassiere,' I said. Because that's what I believed. Warm and cozy and quite the delightful way to pass eternity. Surprisingly, Father H. quietly informed me that he agreed with my vision beyond the pearly gates, even as he paddled my behind into a welted mass of sadness.
We've been waiting to see this glorious angel photoshoot with Holly Peers for the Sun's Page 3 for some time now; the perfect combination of my own views on the existence of angels, with the glorious funbags of U.K. super glamour model Holly Peers. It's like a match made in, well, heaven. Enjoy.