Sometimes, an object d' lust becomes so commonplace, I feel like we start to take it for granted. Such is the case of the Shakira asstastic. We've already established that Shakira is in fact the world's hottest midget. And such titles do come with responsibilities. Such as touring the world in tight pleather stretch pants and flashing your amazingly little tight body and butt for gentlemen oglers in over 142 countries. I'm still not sure I get Shakira's music, but I know I get her little midge hotness. And that body and those bends and reaches. Wow. Enjoy.