We've always had a major crush on Charlize Theron, who hasn't? But now it seems that Charlize has a major crush on somebody herself, because whoever she's thinking about in her photos in Max magazine has got her headlights straining something fierce.
As members in good standing of Nipple Lovers Anonymous (NLA), we're already prone to play happy peek-a-boo with the pointy ends of our favorite celebrity funbags, but when they get to be all swollen and strained, well, heck, all the NLA members end up hosting their own private meetings in the bathroom. That's just how we roll. Full beams away. Thank you, Charlize. Enjoy.